do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Etikett: y e e t
Like we all know Eddie has a deep voice right? And right now I can’t stop thinking about it and just imagine him grunting low in your ear as he fucks you silly😫
oh… my… god…
i’m dead now, thank you anon you’ve literally KILLED me

Dave Grohl, always!!!!
😩i see! you’re a dave slut just like me! okay then here we go!!!💞(warning nsfw below!)
i was on my back in bed, and he got on top of me, pushing up my shirt and nuzzling his face between my boobs making me laugh before he pressed a warm kiss between them and i shivered, running my hands through his hair and he stroked his hands up my sides, up to my boobs and squeezed them softly in his hands.
“what are you doing?” i whined but he just kissed to my neck without answering, making sure he marked my collarbones and chest on his way, and spread my legs with one of his and put his hands on my thighs, pulling them down to his own so that i could feel his hard on through his sweatpants, and it had the exact effect he wanted because i gasped loudly and he nibbled on my earlobe, breathing hot air down my neck and making me shiver.
“dave! you’re making me horny!” i said and tried to grind against him, really needy, just like that bastard wanted me, and he chuckled low into my ear, grinding his hard on against me and i was literally throbbing when he moaned “is that so?”
and then i woke up! i was a literal mess!!! he just wanted to tease me that little shit!!! knowing i’m sensitive and he could literally kiss my neck once and i’d be a mess but he had to do me like this?!?! RUDE😩