sassmasterpaul:

Aries: uh no i’m a mocker (RS)

Taurus: BLUE MAYONNAISE?!?! BLUE MAYONNAISE!! BLUE MEANIES. (PM RS GH)

Gemini: no actually we’re just good friends (PM)

Cancer: I’VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS (RS)

Leo: the rest of you if you just rattle your jewellery (JL)

Virgo: Look John, I’ve had some great times with this finger. (RS)

Libra: turn left at greenland (JL)

Scorpio: it was very observant of them because we aren’t american, actually (JL)

Sagittarius: lord, throw some brains from heaven (PM)

Capricorn: ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the beatles (JL)

Aquarius: I now declare this bridge, open (JL)

Pisces: you won’t interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality will ‘ya madam? (GH)