aries: the siouxsie sioux
taurus: john taylor’s majestic mullet
gemini: whatever the fuck is on mike score’s head
cancer: blueberry gary numan
leo: jareth’s scene queen hairdo
virgo: 1978 david sylvian
libra: DEVO’s plastic wigs
scorpio: grace jones’s flattop
sagittarius: that time when everyone in depeche mode went blonde
capricorn: adam ant’s christmas foil braids
aquarius: cyndi lauper being cyndi lauper
pisces: nick “headband man” rhodes